A person so afraid of sexual intercourse that they are attracted to puppets, because they have no genitals. Symptons include writing gay bondage fanfiction for Thunderbirds and Captain Scarlet, etc.
I bet that puppet fucker watches Team America like it's porn.
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A more pejoritve name for a red neck.
"Have you seen what the South Dakota state legislature has done this time?"
"Yup, those pig fuckers have done it again."
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That lamb fucker is fucking a lamb right now.
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Someone who fucks bagels (obviously) they insert their penis in the hole
1."Barratt fucked a bagel on the weekend whilst on pills"
2."That bagel really gave it to Barratt, ive never seen him so happy"
3."That Barratts such a Bagel Fucker"
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Someone who has unnatural love of plants. Even going as far as fornication with them.
StephenNGN loves plants. He is a Plant Fucker.
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When a group of popular people deem something trendy and basically Fuck it to hell, however prior to this they didn't seem care in the slightest towards this thing/product, they are idiots and don't know shit.
Trend Fucker 1: Hey man you heard of apple, I got a Macbook Pro
Me: I've had a Mac since 2003....
Trend fucker 2: Hey man you heard of a band called the Gorrillaz? they're good heard them in the top ten.
Me: I've Known the gorillaz since 1998.
I hate Trend Fuckers
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Hey, you better slow down; there's a donut fucker parked behind that billboard.
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