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a kung fu ninja is a superawesome ninja who does also kung fu and who is initiated by the kung fu ninjas. the kung fu ninjas exist since the beginning of 2013.
the kung fu ninjas greet each other by boxing and punching each others arms. There are now 4 kung fu ninjas. the kung fu ninjas are all girls.
"that girl is so awesome, she must be a kung fu ninja!"
It's a state of mind where you make a 😯 face and speak 😶 🌫
Hazel: Hey Peter! What's wrong with Tiffany?!?!
Peter: Oh nothing major, she's just lak-fu-sed.
Hazel: what fused?
Andrew: He means she's she'll shocked!
Hazel: 😯
1. To crucially ejaculate. Preferably, more than three feet onto someone.
1. I just kung-fu nutted on that ho's face.
2. Damn, he kung-fu nutted on my face.
3.Oh my god, NOT THE KUNG-FU NUT!
4. That bitch is so fine, makes me wanna kung-fu nut all over that ass.
When you take a fat dab and exhale upon consumption, with such force, that you temporarily channel the power of the dragonborn through the Thu'um.
Did you guys hear about Little Timmy? He dabbed some fire shatter and totally Fus Ro Coughed the rig over.
Code phrase for a gentleman's club. Used by men to disguise the attempts of visiting a strip club in front of female listeners.
Jon: Hey Jason, what's popping Friday night?
Jason: I don't know yet. But Jackie is going to visit her parents this weekend. (glances over to girlfriend, Jackie, and smiles)
Jon: Aw, that sucks. Well since Jackie is going to be out of town, (glances over to Jackie, and smiles), do you want to go to a kung fu club Friday night?
Jason: Count me in! (glances over to Jackie and softly kisses her on the cheek)
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Kung-Fu Kazoo is a lifestyle. It represents those who are "Formal, but here to party".
Cristiano Ronaldo:
Hola Brad, you wanna play football all week and then party with a bunch of ladies on Saturday with tons of champagne?
Brad Pitt:
Hey, Cristiano is it? Nah I'm fine thanks... I'm gonna go spend some time with my family, work a little then go party. Kung-Fu Kazoo is my motto! K-FK all the way!
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Some people in Alabama who are crazy and learn karate for Jesus. They are Pentecostal Crazies and speak in tongues. It's like Karate For Christ or something. It's freaky in a bad bad way.
onlooker#1: Dude, they just beat the shit out of that Hindu.
onlooker#2: Yeah, it's those crazy guys that do kung-fu for Jesus.
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