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1. To crucially ejaculate. Preferably, more than three feet onto someone.
1. I just kung-fu nutted on that ho's face.
2. Damn, he kung-fu nutted on my face.
3.Oh my god, NOT THE KUNG-FU NUT!
4. That bitch is so fine, makes me wanna kung-fu nut all over that ass.
It's a state of mind where you make a 😯 face and speak 😶 🌫
Hazel: Hey Peter! What's wrong with Tiffany?!?!
Peter: Oh nothing major, she's just lak-fu-sed.
Hazel: what fused?
Andrew: He means she's she'll shocked!
Hazel: 😯
a kung fu ninja is a superawesome ninja who does also kung fu and who is initiated by the kung fu ninjas. the kung fu ninjas exist since the beginning of 2013.
the kung fu ninjas greet each other by boxing and punching each others arms. There are now 4 kung fu ninjas. the kung fu ninjas are all girls.
"that girl is so awesome, she must be a kung fu ninja!"
Lim…
An evolution of inner understandings of hip hop…
Lim is more than a word
Its a way of life…
Magic is only real with Love, intention, and motivation….
…LIM
Deriving from the chinese word trees,
Lim fu tru is an understanding of infinite consciousness…
Lim is trees
Fu is vice, bad…but yin yang is prevalent so also good
& tru is genuine…
Real vice trees…
Isnt that zadini??(weed??)
Lim expands the mind to all things connected, for trees are connected with them selves globally, and we need trees to survive!
If fu lu shou are the sanxing chinese dieties of fortune, prosperity, and longevity…
Lim fu tru are the korean sneaker gods of peace positivIty and perspective!
Lim is within all…for all are lim!!
Language is spelling, magic spells…
You must use linguistics to fully manifest your dreams
“Chill lim u whylin!”
“Naw most definitely lim%”
“Naw limerally cuh”
“I just came up odee on some weatherman dopes!…lim fu tru for real bra!”
“Whats good lim!”
Code phrase for a gentleman's club. Used by men to disguise the attempts of visiting a strip club in front of female listeners.
Jon: Hey Jason, what's popping Friday night?
Jason: I don't know yet. But Jackie is going to visit her parents this weekend. (glances over to girlfriend, Jackie, and smiles)
Jon: Aw, that sucks. Well since Jackie is going to be out of town, (glances over to Jackie, and smiles), do you want to go to a kung fu club Friday night?
Jason: Count me in! (glances over to Jackie and softly kisses her on the cheek)
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Kung-Fu Kazoo is a lifestyle. It represents those who are "Formal, but here to party".
Cristiano Ronaldo:
Hola Brad, you wanna play football all week and then party with a bunch of ladies on Saturday with tons of champagne?
Brad Pitt:
Hey, Cristiano is it? Nah I'm fine thanks... I'm gonna go spend some time with my family, work a little then go party. Kung-Fu Kazoo is my motto! K-FK all the way!
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Some people in Alabama who are crazy and learn karate for Jesus. They are Pentecostal Crazies and speak in tongues. It's like Karate For Christ or something. It's freaky in a bad bad way.
onlooker#1: Dude, they just beat the shit out of that Hindu.
onlooker#2: Yeah, it's those crazy guys that do kung-fu for Jesus.
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