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The huggable drummer from the absolute best band in the world, HIM.
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Farting while in an enclosed space, such as an elevator, where you victim(s) cannot escape in a hurry. This forces those that are trapped to breath in the odor until it is possible for them to leave.
Once at 2:00 in the morning at the airport I was stuck on an elevator with a young couple and their single, misbehaving crotchfruit who would not stop bumping into my broken arm. Being already pissed about having to travel internationally without much warning from my boss, I decided to get back at them by turning the elevator into a gas chamber just as I arrived at my floor. With the child's face being about ass-height, I felt quite satisfied after.
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person 1: what the fuck is that smell
person 2: shiit smells like ass gas
person3: gross
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“I really had to fart during that Thermodynamics lecture, but luckily it was an Ideal Gas.”
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The Gas that come form a Muffin Bombing, or gas form a pussy fart.
Guy 1: "dude he just got muffin bombed"
Guy 2: "I hope he got soem Muffin Gas with that"
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When you or your gets absolutely plastered and have no recollection of what happened last night.
Did he/she get Gas-drunk last night?
man.... he/she was absolutely Gas-drunk at the party!
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The look on a woman's face when you fart while she is blowing you. Synonymous with fart frown, shit-gas scowl, or gas grimace.
Super-sized bean burrito... $5.00. The gas shock on her face when you blow down on her while she is blowing you... priceless.
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