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Attractive women (minimum age 18) with at least 4 of the following:
1. IQ so low they assume iq’s a percentage, and they’re just below average.
2. Low self-esteem, perhaps due to sexual abuse as child. (NB: it’s unclear whether oceana gash have childhood. They may simply spawn and respawn in Lloyds toilets).
1 and 2 combine to create a certain promiscuity, but OGs are not sluts. This word has negative connotations of STIs etc and could cast an unacceptably negative light on sexual relations with oceana gash. Said relations with oceana gash are nothing less than the beautiful conjunction of all that’s good and true.
3. Ass 'n' titties. Oceana gash must have enough curvature to host a slalom, but must not be fat. This is tested by observation of said gash in a skintight dress that was clearly designed as a top. Any stomach wobble as she walks indicates she is not oceana gash, but elephantine gash. Such imposters have (1) and (2), but got over the abuse using promiscuity and comfort eating, rather than promiscuity alone. (NB: She must not resort to bulimia. While this can remove the gag reflex, it leaves a lasting tang of vomit and self-loathing.)
4. Excess make-up. This must be seen as positive: an effective approach is "o, she's put a lot on as she plans to have sexual relations with me, and when wiping sweat/semen/blood/tears 'of joy' from her eyes, she doesn't want to remove the make-up.”
5. Produces suitable card when asked "where's your student id...FAM?!"
"Oceanas was live!"
"Oceana gash dohhh"
"Yh nyuka"
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Similar to the butt plug, but for the gash. Often used to promote a sensual experience in the poon but can also be used in the axe wound, slit or lobster pot. Also used to prevent leakage of the dripping delta or wishing well. Frequently found in the unmentionables section of your local supermarket.
Thanks to my gash clogger, I no longer have embarrasing leaks coming from my panties.
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The mating call of a Mavros, usually hailing from the ghettoes of Lewisham and Woolwich respectively. This mating call is usually successfully used on single white females. Yet nobody knows why this is so.
Jermaine; Set me your Gash!
Nicky; Okay lets get in the back of my clio!
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The fanbase for the electronica group Blood on the Dance Floor or BOTDF. While much of this fandom consists of people in the scene and emo subcultures, SGTC members come from all different backgrounds and subcultures. Not all of them are 10-16 girls, contrary to popular belief- like I said, fans of BOTDF come from different backgrounds. A lot of these fans are pretty nice, but like with any other fandom, there are some people in the SGTC that are immature about other people's hatred of BOTDF. A lot of them use the phrase "Haters make them famous" when defending Blood on the Dance Floor from haters. This phrase comes from the song "Ima Monster." Also contrary to popular belief, they don't all like bands like Brokencyde, Black Veil Brides, and Bring Me the Horizon. Granted, there aren't that many that listen to extreme metal or classic rock, but there are some out there.
BOTDF Hater: I hate BOTDF! They totally suck ass!
Mature Slash Gash Terror Crew member: Whatever. You have a right to your opinion. Haters do make them famous, after all.
BOTDF Hater: BOTDF sucks!
Immature Slash Gash Terror Crew member: STFU BIOTCH! BOTDF IS DA BEST BAND EVA! HATERZ MAKE DEM FAMUZ! GO LISTEN TO YOUR GHEY MUSIK YOU FAGGIT BIOTCH!
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To fuck cunts who live in the valley.
I've been bustin' valley gash all weekend!
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An expression of something very shit.
Usually related to the way someone is feeling.
Person 1 - How you feeling after your night out?
Person 2 - Ohh mate, i feel like gash warmed up in the microwave.
Mate you forgot your keys....
OH GASH WARMED UP IN THE MICROWAVE!!
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To reveal ones gash
aka - flap/rat/kebab/burger
cunt/punani/minge/flange
lady cake/pussy/fanny
When a woman reveals her vagina.
Alright love, get your gash out!
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