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A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.
An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."
"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."
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A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used
Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?
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who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car
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The bumps on a pickle that don’t make it schmooooooth. Bump me up, Giant Gynaaa SaurusRack. Like a vagina but more floofy like with Gianter vagina and schooooooother pickle with NO bumbs. Like a boring pickle.
Also known as A Giant Saurus with a Rack. It’s schmoooooooth like a shaved nutsack.
Once there was a way to suck my dick todayyyyyy. Giant SaurusRack (the guy kind)
Just wanted to smoke some crack,
He (It) Tried to flirt but he just got what he thought was a dessert in his poo pipe and got deSquirts!
So squirtingly , don’t fuck with the giant saurusrack!
So why go to the dump when the snack bar is right next door. If it tastes like shit, turn it around. HOTDOGS! Everybody loves to be valasic (the bumpy pickle) the dill ones. Mmmm pickles. If Mantucket will suck it, Fuck it. Dill Pickled! Not the sweet ones cuz I’d rather eat the Bruceyyyyy Bumps.
*server*
ASADDFFGAsDF was slain and banned by g i a n t a l e x
everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
someone: oh hi giant alex
Very rare large form of miniature species.
"It's great these giant miniature roses are the same size as normal roses".
This is the brand that the giant brand stores tend to offer. People tend to associate these products with words such as shitty and cheap. But let me just elaborate and say that this is not the case. Imagine this scenario let's say you had the option to pay for a box of cereal. One option is 4 dollars the other is 2 dollars, they are both literally the same thing. If you would go for the 4 dollar option...I have nothing to say to you, but if you are like me and would go for the 2 dollar option then you would definitely enjoy buying giant brand items. In summary they are quality goods for a better price.
person 1: Hey man lets get some (insert mainstream company) cereal!
person 2: Hell nah brah lets get dat Giant brand cereal!
Person 1: But (insert mainstream company) has puzzles on their box!
person 2: it's the same cereal! You just pay 2 extra dollars for a box design they haven't changed in years.
person 1: alright I guess you are right.. giant brand is better.