Tellendale River Gnomes

Black Midgets that live near rivers and live in huts hunting rabbits.

Ethan: C'mon mane!! We gotta hunt the Midget Niggers!
Armani: You mean the Tellendale River Gnomes?!
Ethan: Yeah mane! So grab your fuckin shotgun and lets get em!

gnomed

Get gnomed

person 1: hi bro
Person 2: pulls out a fun

Person 1: oh I've been gnomed

Gnomed

1. To be destroyed by gnome/s.
2. To yeet.
3. To have your entire life ruined by a gnome/s

I'm a G'nome, and you've been Gnomed!

gnomed

hello me old chum

i am gnot a gnelf
i am gnot a gnoblin
i'm a gnome
and you've been

gnomed

GNOMED

Laying down in a garden bed and having sex

Have you been gnomed lately?

Gnomed

If you are reading this, im a gnome and you’ve been gnomed.

Im a gnome and you’ve been gnomed.

Pants Gnomes

When a male has a very obvious Erection. Those Gnomes be hitching tents in those boys pants. Like a fucking camping trip.

"Damn, that guy has a serious case of Pants Gnomes, I feel bad for him"