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A fictional being created by society as an explanation to how the world came to be and to give people hope.
There is no God, nor is there a Devil; the world is neutral!
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An excuse to kill another person, needing no further explanation or preparation.
Jeff: Yo bra, why you stab me?
"Bra": God's will, buddy.
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1 "dog" backwards
2 Believed to be the higher power - creator of the universe
3 Someone who proved his presence a long time ago to three different people in three different ways and got them to kill each other in the crusades - but I think he had his reasons
1 "Ayo! Did you know "God" is "dog" backwards?!"
2 Read the bible
3 Guy #1: Muslams! Jews! Christians! Who's telling the truth?
Guy #2: All of them!
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The Divine Power of the Universe and the giver of all life, inclusing yours, which not one of you here seems grateful to. God is not Marilyn Manson or a hooker or some fictional guy. He is very real and gave his blood for you all.
"You should all be ashamed that you talked about God like he's some kind of joke. He's not. He's real and you need to respect!"
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-A being that obviously not many people here believe in...
-An all powerful being that created everything, whether by evolution of whatever, and is SO powerful we can not even begin to understand him!
-A being that is so different than a human because if one of us had that much power, we would go mad, and do all sorts of things like changing the laws of nature every other day, making all women walk around nude, make up animals all the time, and make alot of the ranting people on the def of this word right!
-He's better than you and you know it!
-He doesn't have to be praised day and night, and he doesn't care if you follow a strict set of rules, as long as you believe in him, and repenty at some time, you will go to heavan, which sure beats going to hell and burning and having your soul broken! (do you even know what it would feel like to have your soul attacked? No i didn't think so!)
-A Great thing many people are too blind to see can accept that not everything in this world make sense!
-A being scienctists believe the mere theory of evolution disproves!
-You don't get everything you pray for! Good things happen to bad people, and bad things happen to good people! But God Didnt Make It That Way! We Did! So Suck It Up And Pray Abit!
-A being people are trying to get out of our governamtn and schools and yet are wondering why the worlds going to hell!
"Excuse me I'm gonna go pray to God for your souls now, and trust me, we'll see who right and whos wrong soon enough! Though if you're right, then we wouldnt exist! But if I'm right, PARTY AT HIS HOUSE! (i'll remember you as i look down)
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