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When you think a woman is a ten but she’s actually a three.
Man I went to this bar in Toronto and the waitresses there were so fucking hot that I felt my Sault Goggles being lifted right off my face.
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When you drive passed a cop and your focus turns from driving to keeping your eye on where the cop is going.
"I get freaked out around cops, man. Everytime I see one when I'm driving I get cop goggles. I almost hit another car this morning because of it."
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The glasses that kinky school teachers, or school girls, wear to protect their eyes from cumshots.
I let one off and she would have whited out if it wasn't for those blast goggles.
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when someone chokes on ones penis so much that they start gagging and cant breathe as if they were trying to breathe through their nose while wearing swimming goggles.
yo Jerry, i was giving her the gagging goggles last night when she was on my wein. -hcwcane or other known as swelling cooter.
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While drinking vladimir vodak you become less aware of ugly ass hoes, believing them to be dime pieces.
"Last night i must of put my vlad goggles on becaue i woke up with a slut after drinking all that vlad."
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Eyeglasses that are worn solely for the purpose of cosmetic appearance.
They are regular or designer frames with lenses that carry no prescription so that they can be worn by anyone with normal vision, or by a person who is also wearing contacts.
When you are looking for that right accessory to go with your outfit and you choose a pair of non prescription eye glasses to compliment your style.
"I've got a hot date tonight, I better go get myself a new pair of Fashion Goggles."
Actors and actresses often wear Fashion Goggles for movies, projects and photo shoots.
Clark Kent (Superman) always wears Fashion Goggles as to conceal his identity as a superhero.
"Those aren't the same glasses you had on yesterday."
"Yea, I don't actually need glasses, I just wear them."
"Ooooh, so you're just wearing Fashion Goggles"
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when someone has smoked large amounts of marajuana and looses mental capacity, they are wearing "pot goggles”.
dude... you forgot your shoes at my place last night! yeah.. i was wearing pot goggles.
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