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when someone chokes on ones penis so much that they start gagging and cant breathe as if they were trying to breathe through their nose while wearing swimming goggles.
yo Jerry, i was giving her the gagging goggles last night when she was on my wein. -hcwcane or other known as swelling cooter.
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While drinking vladimir vodak you become less aware of ugly ass hoes, believing them to be dime pieces.
"Last night i must of put my vlad goggles on becaue i woke up with a slut after drinking all that vlad."
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The act of inverted oral sex with a girl where the males' genitals are covering the females eyes.
"Man I was mouth fucking jackie from above last night and I gave her a pair of cuban goggles", said dave.
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Eyeglasses that are worn solely for the purpose of cosmetic appearance.
They are regular or designer frames with lenses that carry no prescription so that they can be worn by anyone with normal vision, or by a person who is also wearing contacts.
When you are looking for that right accessory to go with your outfit and you choose a pair of non prescription eye glasses to compliment your style.
"I've got a hot date tonight, I better go get myself a new pair of Fashion Goggles."
Actors and actresses often wear Fashion Goggles for movies, projects and photo shoots.
Clark Kent (Superman) always wears Fashion Goggles as to conceal his identity as a superhero.
"Those aren't the same glasses you had on yesterday."
"Yea, I don't actually need glasses, I just wear them."
"Ooooh, so you're just wearing Fashion Goggles"
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when someone has smoked large amounts of marajuana and looses mental capacity, they are wearing "pot goggles”.
dude... you forgot your shoes at my place last night! yeah.. i was wearing pot goggles.
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The concept of people looking more fuckable when it seems its the end of days
Never thought my neighbor was hot before until she gave me the quarantine eyes across the fence, after a week of lockdown and wondering if I even have a week left to live that ass is looking pretty sweet right now, I must have my fear goggles on.
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Refers to the clouded judgment of a man/woman in a slump, who, in their desire to break the slump, aim for something they're not going to get, when they really should just get themselves a slump buster.
Paul Rudd's character in '40 Year Old Virgin' was wearing slump goggles for most of the movie, especially in regards to his ex-girlfriend.
Joe: I think I really love Jen. Maybe she'll finally take me back.
Bill: Don't waste your time, because you're not going to get any. Take your slump goggles off and get yourself a fattie. It'll be good for you.
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