can't gonna do that

A phrase uttered when someone is not going to do something that will only have horrible consequences.

Barbie:"I heard Danny wants to take you out. You gonna say yes?"
Stacey:"Can't gonna do that. He's got multiple STI's and he smells like moldy onions and rancid garlic. He's all yours!"

Gonna go crunch some numbers

Slang for taking a dump or piss, commonly know as a number 1 or number 2

"I'm touching cloth here (Also slang for the need to take a dump) gonna go crunch some numbers

are you gonna eat that?

a phrase used as a joke (or not) usually related to sex with the homies.
can also be used when someone drops food on the floor.

damn i just shat on the floor, Are you gonna eat that?
holy cow that's a big beetle, are you gonna eat that?

Im gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

You: Ight lad Im gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

I gonna snipe these dweebs

A term used my the Odd1sout in his laser tag video.

“I gonna snipe these dweebs.” Says James

gonna beat my mea

Song for sponges that live in pineapples under the sea

SPONGE: GONNA BEAT MY MEAT DOO DOO DOO DOO
Other dude: WTF

I was gonna buy a half so…

Give me free weed

I was gonna buy a half so…Give me free weed