gooch smoocher

A homosexual male.

Chrithtopher wath a gooch smoocher.

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gooch butter

The material that accumulates between the ball sack and anus, especially on hot nights.

She, unfortunately, got into the gooch butter and threw up.

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gooch-guard

Protective padding in specialist shorts to prevent gooch chaffage during extreme cycling and other activities.

- Dude, what's your damage?
- My gooch-ache is killing me!
- Get crucial, you totally need a gooch-guard.

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Gooch rocket

term for taking someone elses towel and rubbing it on your gooch like when you floss

Dude i just gave my bastard roommate a gooch rocket

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Lawn Gooch

The small strip of grass that you AND your neighbor mow, either to be neighborly or cuz neither of you know where the real property line is.

I always mow the Lawn Gooch gooch on either side of my property because I dont know where the real property line is.

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fa-gooch

The upper part of gooch located closer to the faneuter.

I must go shave my fa-gooch.

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Gooch kick

wen u kick someone has hard as you can right in the gooch

i tried to give that fucker a gooch kick but i missed...now he has to shit from a tube.

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