Homie who made a bad joke and everyone went quiet
Guy: What's up guys, you lovely girls
Boy: what
Guy: I got bitches on me
Boy: you goofy ass dog, shut up
The Unholy Goofy Ahhness is a common symptom of being friends with entity - 69420 βKairavβ. It is a dangerous effect leaving the victim in a state of paralysis until they black out. When they wake up they will be almost controlled to roam around being goofy ahh, horny and attempting to enforce goofy ahhness on others. The most dangerous things about these zombies is if there are any females within a 200 mile radius, they will teleport to them and attempt to rizz them up, thus causing them to die of cringe due to the terrible rizz of the kairav zombies.
A case of The Unholy Goofy Ahhness in action
Me: Watch out! The rizz rombies are here!
Bro: Oh no!
Me: RUN!
Rizz Zombies: Something must be wrong with my phone, cuz it doesnt have your number in itπππ
Me and Bro: Dies from cringe
When that one cringy bitch is even worse than goofy-ahh
OMG SAM YOUR SUCH A FUCKING GOOFY GOBBERS UGh
1. Being really goofy
2. Acting goofily
My cat is being so goofyful theses days
Quandale DIngle's Uncle. Very Goofy I will say.
"My Goofy aww Uncle tried to hit me with a cast iron pot."
The act of getting your dick pics leaked online
Dude, Lane got goofy goobered last weekend!
A stupid guy or girl usually named Jackson or nicknamed raker. These people are goofy enough to jump off a bridge onto cement.
Your Goofy ass bummy homeless guy is being really crazy. He keeps on asking to f my girl.