When someone is acting suspect for no reason and tries to act like they ain’t
“Adrian came over and started to move goofy. I had to tell him my auntie was coming over so he’d leave”
when one makes things that are stupid or dumb seem to rather intelligent or normal
man I really used to thing that was the dumbest thing I'd ever seen until I met your stupid ass. Fckn me , your one goofy mother fucker!
Homie who made a bad joke and everyone went quiet
Guy: What's up guys, you lovely girls
Boy: what
Guy: I got bitches on me
Boy: you goofy ass dog, shut up
The Unholy Goofy Ahhness is a common symptom of being friends with entity - 69420 ‘Kairav’. It is a dangerous effect leaving the victim in a state of paralysis until they black out. When they wake up they will be almost controlled to roam around being goofy ahh, horny and attempting to enforce goofy ahhness on others. The most dangerous things about these zombies is if there are any females within a 200 mile radius, they will teleport to them and attempt to rizz them up, thus causing them to die of cringe due to the terrible rizz of the kairav zombies.
A case of The Unholy Goofy Ahhness in action
Me: Watch out! The rizz rombies are here!
Bro: Oh no!
Me: RUN!
Rizz Zombies: Something must be wrong with my phone, cuz it doesnt have your number in it😏😏😏
Me and Bro: Dies from cringe
Someone who sneezes and farts at the same time while being on a roller coaster
Did you hear goofy nuts three rows back?
When that one cringy bitch is even worse than goofy-ahh
OMG SAM YOUR SUCH A FUCKING GOOFY GOBBERS UGh