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When a girl stretches her long ass neck down and bites off your dick while grabbing your balls. Sometimes swallowing the dick she then proceeds to regurgitate it into the anus of that poor victim.
Gerald: I got the giraffe down and grab yesterday.
Tom:Well fuck....
While playing Super Smash Bro's Ultimate, your opponent: Captain Falcon- grabs you three times on the ledge of the map (gaining damage percentage,) and spikes you off the map on the third grab, knowing you can't recover. Achieving the highest level of disrespect, completely nullifying any sense of pride on the receiving end. Side effects may include depression and loss of self-sense.
"Dude, what the fuck? You really just falcon triple-grabbed me? That is some ULTRA pussy SHIT! Can you please play like a real Smasher instead of a class-A Chad?!"
It's that time of year to grab some girls/guys titties!
Person 1: Bro, It's Grab Titty November
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: You can grab anyone's titties
Person 2: Hell yeah!
When a girl jerks you and your friend off when your on either side of her, this resembles a surfer doing a double hand grab air.
Emma just did a huge Double Hand Grab in Jbay!
When you got a bong and a pipe going opposite ways in the same circle and you pass to the same person who passes to you.
Ahh they are both gonna get it.
The gibby gibby grab
An opportunity moment for a casual cupping of a breast - often catching the owner by pleasant surprise
“Shaznee was making tea in the kitchen so I took a gratuitous breast grab”
“I love Elise so much that I often take a gratuitous breast grab”
A euphamism for male masturbation, i.e., apply lip gloss, bash the bishop, beat it, beat off, beat (one's) meat, beat the bishop, buck the slobbering donkey, choke the chicken, crack one off, date Mrs. Palmer, fap, five knuckle shuffle, flog (one's) log, have a date with Rosie Palmer and her five sisters, have a tug of war with Cyclops, have a wank, jack off, jerk it , jerk off, jerk (one's) gherkin, junior Olympic pole vaulting, paint the ceiling, play pocket pinball, polish (one's) knob, pound (one's) pud – pudwhack, pud wrestle, punch the clown, punch the munchkin, rough up the suspect, rub one off, rub one out, slap the salami, spank it, spank (one's) monkey, stroke the salami, wank off – wax the carrot – wax the dolphin, whack it, whack off.
Phrase coined on 10/26/2016 by ex-Congressman Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom.
"On November 9th if Trump loses I'm gonna Grab My Musket. You in?"