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A freckled-faced friend of yours that's always so horny, but has no one to fuck. He cannot use his own computer at home for porn, so he asks if he can hangout with you just to take advantage of your own computer for his needs. Regardless if you're in the same room or not he'll begin to jack-off to porn, after turning the chair in the other direction so you can't see him, and get his bacon like grease jizz on everything afterwards.
Wow, I've heard he's a real greasy bacon wiener.
-isn’t lexi such a greasy basement rat
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A smooth talking italian man who constantly lies through his teeth. Constantly lies about players injuries, roster spots, and the development of players.
John Calipari (UK’s mens basketball Coach) is a greasy Italian bastard.
Greasy Guido Tears are produced whenever a member of the "Jersey Shore" cries uncontrollably. Greasy Guido Tears can be caused by any number of things, intoxication, break-ups, lack of hair gel, ect.
Greasy Guido Tears roll down from the eyes through all the makeup, fake tan spray, steroid juices, and greasy skin that the cast of Jersey Shore wear and by the time they reach the ground they have the same affect on the environment as acid rain.
Bill: "Did you see how much Ronnie cried last night on Jersey Shore?"
Todd: "Yeah dude I usually like watching fake tough guys cry, but that shit is bad for the environment"
Bill: Totally, Greasy Guido Tears fall like acid rain and kill the indigenous plants and wildlife"
Todd: "Don't talk about Ronnie like that bro, GTL is my way of life"
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eww, hes beginning to look like an andy with is greasy hair
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When your partner eats greasy pizza then immediately gives you a blow job afterwards
My girlfriend and I went to pizza hut for some some pizza. Then she gave me a greasy pizza dick in the bathroom
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The juice from a vagina of a greasy girl.
"i got with this chick last night and ended up with greasy vagina water all over me"
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