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Mayo Griffin

When someone pulls a ridiculously absurd ponzi scheme that's so absurd it's overlooked as a conspiracy theory.

- Careful buying that used car, my son!, hopefully the used car dealership salesman doesn't try to pull a Mayo Griffin!

If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.

The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧

by theblackadder March 2, 2023


Griffin Scott

Griffin Scott is a ginger with no pubes and doesn't clean his pocket pussy after use.

I fucked this chick and she was a Griffin Scott. She had no pubes.

by poopypoopymilli February 19, 2016


Lucinda Griffin

The absolute definition of perfection. Needing a duo? she'll carry you through the pits of hell and you won't even end up breaking a sweat. She's the type of gal that'll leave you a voice message that you can listen to on repeat after she dies like that one scene in breaking bad

Lucinda Griffin is so epic poggers
Lucinda Griffin how are you so amazing

by Bongp August 25, 2022


Griffin Bars

Griffin Bars is a Canadian/American rap artist based out of Northern Illinois.

Griffin Bars is a Canadian/American rap artist based out of Northern Illinois.

by Luther323 March 21, 2022


Elliott Griffin

Big chungus dude. love memes wants to marry an SCP

Elliott Griffin get here now

by ayyy dog June 30, 2020


emily griffin

a basketball loving girl who is tall above average but funny and some times on the under developed style

emily griffin is funny

by chodesucker12333 September 11, 2017


the griffin

another word for head

James is getting the griffin tonight

by bigDmoney16 May 1, 2021