A web page that is actually 2 guys f***ing each other up the ass and counting how many times the guy's dick spins. FOR QUEERS ONLY
"Hey man check out Google Hammer. It's soooo much better than Normal Google"
"Yeah, Sure man"
looks up Google Hammer
"Eww man that's disgusting!"
"Lol"
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One of the many nouns used to describe the male reproductive organ.
Also known as: What your mom was munching on last night.
"Wow, I'd like to give his mom a pound with my pants hammer!"
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Doing a rail of cocaine off someone's hammer
This chick just did a rail off my cock. It was a sweet hammer rail!
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The act of fucking a girl really hard with brute force.
Sorry I missed your call, Joyce and I were in the bed. I was dropping the hammer.
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When someone drops a deuce on the beach
WILLY! you did not just sand hammer under that chicks towel, did you?
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to drop the absolute piss missile on a young polish woman. the act of the polish hammer is not completed without the act of putting a whole polish kielbasa up both participants rectums, the action must be quick like the German blitzkrieg into Poland. the polish hammer is in fact LETHAL causing the death or mortally wounding of both people involved. It is said in polish legend that the pleasure felt is pure nirvana, so yes it is worth dying for.
The polish hammer was once done by the polish king and queen and it resulted in an earthquake that broke the world into the 7 continents we know today.
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