1. (Plural Noun) Bruised, broken, or aching hands from punching, slapping, and generally hitting a desk out of anger. It is a sign of a devout gamer.
“Ouch, I’ve got a serious case of gamer hands”
An act of "teamwork" in which people pile up their hands, usually followed up by a cheer.
"Hand-Stack being initiated, pile them up!"
The closest thing to torture that isn’t torture for an artist.
“How the fuck do you draw hands?! Honestly-!”
“I know right?! Argh, drawing hands is so difficult...I’ll just hide them behind the back.”
Unsauced pasta, eaten for convenience with the hands, either before or after a drinking session.
Dmitri: Is there any hand-pasta left, I'm starving.
Tony: Yeah, it's over there in the strainer.
A poker hand that consists of a King and a Nine.
Wow! I can't believe your Vick Hand (K,9) held up against Snowmen (8,8).
When your hands cramp up due to holding pan handles. Most likely to occur when a large amount of orders come in.
My hands hurt so much from all the dishes I prepared while working sauté tonight at work. I may have to go to the doctor and tell him about my sauté hands.
the hand that usually ends up cradling your balls at night while sleeping.
My wife did not appreciate when I carressed her face in the morning with my ball hand.