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A REALLY GAY SONG ABOUT A REALLY GAY ANIME
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh WE WERE BORN TO MAKE HISTORY
person:so your an history maker
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to cover a womans asshole in maple syrup, and after ejaculating into her face and mouth, knocking her tooth out with a hockey stick
OMG!!! she's a total slut if u gave her canada's history.
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an interesting fact of canada is it is the home of the only living decendants of chuck norris and all are born with enormous trouser snakes that look strangely similar to a stack of 12 beer cans and are known for their sexual act the "canada's history" that has been made illegal by all those prudes in the USA because it has known to cause blindness to everyone in a 100 mile radius
i feel so dirty after experiencing canada's history for the first time
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A sex act involving the application of maple syrup via a beer bottle while tied to a set of moose antlers and the use of a hockey stick both as a spanking intstiment and as a inertable sex toy
afterwords you eat bacon and drink a beer
did you hear Paris Hilton performed a Canadian History in her latest sex tape
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When you take a gallon of maple syrup and pour it into someone's anus, then you take three pinecones and a beaver magazine, which is rolled into a muzzle, and shoot the pinecones out via pumping action.
After buying a jug of maple syrup at Costco, she became Canada's History.
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Noun; The act of having sex with a moose while its playing hockey and calling you "buddy".
My cousin told me about his friend from up north that used to get drunk pull something he called a "Canada's History". He said it only works when you're drunk though, otherwise you won't be able to hear the moose call you "buddy".
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Canada's History is a sexual act involving antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley cup. The action is when the syrup is poured on the antlers as lube, then participant A, places the antlers into participant B's ass, or vagina. The cup is then used to catch any leaking fluids, juices, or bodily excrements.
"Dude, did you hear that they did Canada's History last night??" "Ugh! Thats fucked up!"
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