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the act of turning out the lights and shiting in the woman's pussy during intercourse, and then having her stand up, and turn on the lights. the man then screams "FALCON PUNCH" and hits the woman in the face as hard as he can as she turns around from the light switch.
"i falcon punch hot pocketed this one girl"
"the fuck is wrong with you?"
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the act of shit in a girl's vagina and then fucking her
husband: can i give you a southern alabama hot pocket?
wife: yea cause iu totally want your shit in me
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The act of one gay man opening his asschecks and then asshole for another gay man to take a shit in. Sometimes also followed by a good ass pounding. A Fetishism
Jamal laid on his back and spread his ass checks and anus to allow Tyrone to take a shit in it before they had anal sex. Thanks you Jamal for letting me give you a San Francisco Hot pocket said Tyrone.
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An ohio style hot pocket is this and only this. None of the other ones are true. You take a condum and you shit in it, then you cum and piss in it and tie it up. Then you throw it at a car or house or a person et cetra.
I threw an ohio style hot pocket at this dicks house because he made me mad.
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Separating the vagina lips and taking a shat whilst the female is on her period (then possible sexual intercourse) makes an Alabama 'Roll Tide Hot Pocket'
I was gonna Alabama Hot Pocket her but aunt Flo said alabama ROLL TIDE hot pocket!!
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The sequel to the ever popular Alabama hot pocket!!!!!!
Even better than the first one.
To begin this dangerous maneuver begin as you ususally would, however this hot pocket has extra filling! FILLING!!! because its the girls time of the month. If you have crabs just think of it as seafood filling. gonorrhea may result in extra cheese, and for that extra crunchy texture leave your shat log in the sun for an hour.
Mike: Hey Michelle you wanna alabama hot pocket?
Michelle: nah that "shit" is old news...
Mike: What about the sequel?
Michelle: Sequel?
Mike: Yeah the alabama hot pocket 2
Michelle: OH BOY!!!!!!SHAT IN ME!!!!!!!!!
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when you shit in her vagina, have intercourse, then poke her in between the eyes leaving a hindu dot
i gave her a new delhi hot pocket for lunch
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