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Wah, my pussy hurts!

Exclamation. It's a retort to someone who is whining about something rather trivial. It is said among dudes to indicate that their compadre is acting like a little girl...

Dude 1: I'm not sure I should ask her out, she might say no...
Dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!

Dude 1: Dude, you stole my beer!
dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!

Dude 1: The Prof. kicked me out of class since I didn't read the assignment.
Dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!

by Leif April 12, 2005

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That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!

What a redneck would say if the redneck and his friends were out messing around with their shirts off and one of them slaps that redneck real hard on the back this is what that redneck would say

Holy crap dude! "That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!"

by URBANNEDICK May 12, 2015

28๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Post-Poop Butt Hurt

Post-Poop Butt Hurt is when, after a particularly bad poop, your butt hurts. Otherwise known as PPBH.

Person #1: Aw, man, I took such a big dump yesterday that it gave me PPBH!
Person #2: PPBH?
Person #1: Yeah, Post-Poop Butt Hurt
Person #2: Dude, PPBH is the worst!

by Border__Damage October 1, 2017


hit him where it hurts

To hurt someone where you know it'll be painful the most

Ima hit him where it hurts, his family.

by John Williamson September 12, 2017

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Butt hurt jock

A guy named Jose

Jose stopp getting mad you butt hurt jock!!

by JCbutthurt August 26, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hurt-en for a squirting

One who wants to be squirted upon.
One who looks like they need sex.

Bro that hot ass chick is hurt-en for a squirting

by hotassnigga123 August 14, 2011

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Hurts like a mother bear!

It hurts like a mother bear has slashed your face off with her giant claws.

I just dropped something on my toe, and it hurts like a mother bear!

by MamaBeckman May 4, 2011

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