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Basically means “I’m done for”.
His dick is so big, I’m cooked.
Your done for, or something will go wrong, typically in a relationship
“Your the only girl i trust opening up too” bro i’m cooked.
When you are hitting the gym too hard and you realize that everyone and everything around you is praying on your downfall
Damn you see Fern over there? Yesterday he was telling me “I’m cooked”.
A statement said when you’re in a situation where it’s most likely you'll lose or you’ll end up in a loss.
Teacher: today is the math test, this will count for 58% of your grade
Jerry: I’m cooked
It’s what you say when you are about to erupt with a volcanic-like explosion of cum all over the place like in South Park season 12 episode 6 minute 18:36.
Guy 1: I’m about to explode!
Guy 2: *opens mouth wide*
Guy1: *stops* stop, that’s gay.
Slang version of “I’m just kidding”
Sam: bro astolfo is so hot
Jalen: yea he fuckin is!
Sam: really?
Jalen: nah I’m jus