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When you have a very big brain but in a different way.
Ririka has Galaxy brain.
Kanade has iPhone brain!
You know what galaxy mean?
"Smartphone."
some random brick that is expensive as fuck and breaks easily
Person 1:I just Got the new iphone 15 pro max
Person 2:Bro spent 1200$ for a brick that easily breaks
"We Don't Talk About Bruno" ahh phone
"Dude, where's the iPhone 9?"
Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.
When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.
When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
When sad people feel poor so they mistakenly buy an iPhone to look rich.
"Bret was embarrassed about being poor so he bought an iPhone because he heard they make you look rich. He's feeling rich now that he's iPhone rich."
When u think u are tired from life, but you are really just tired from being on your smartphone.
I thought I had cancer, but it ended up I was just iPhone tired.