ipod shuffle

waste of money... pay the extra $50-100 to get an ipod mini, they hold sooo much more music and they have a lot more options (screen, clock, games, external hard drive, etc), and they're reeeally easy to loose because they're so small. dont buy one.

stupid person: "look, i bought an ipod shuffle! it holds 240 songs and it was only $150!"

smart person: "my iPod mini was $50 more, it holds 1000 songs, and has games on it."

stupid person: "damn..."

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iPod 4G

The latest version of Apple's market-leading music player (as of this writing). Sporting longer battery life, the Click Wheel interface found on the iPod Mini and dramatically lower prices, it is yet another dramatic improvement to an already exceptional product.

Mmmmmmmm ... iPod 4G.

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iPod headphones

Similar to a pearl necklace where a man comes on a womans neck but this time its down the side of her head. Thus giving the impression of iPod headphones.

"Thanks for the pearl necklace Dave"

"No, problem babe. You can have some iPod headphones if you are quick on the reload and I dont get the flop"

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ipod spamming

The act of downloading more songs than one is actually planning to listen to.

This is usually done by people wishing to raise the number of songs on their ipod in an attempt to seem cooler than they actually are.

"Wow how did Gidaro get so many songs on his ipod"

"Well I suggested a good song to him and he went and downloaded every song that band has ever made"

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ipod sex

1. The act of sharing earbuds with another person on your iPod, listening to music together.

2. The acting of sharing music on your iPod with another willing person.

Last night, I had the best iPod sex ever after an iPod date.

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Iraqi ipod

having sexual relations with the empty eye socket of a human skull.

"After Susie got drunk she took out her glass eye and Jassim gave her an Iraqi ipod last night!"

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iPod Human

A person, being of either the male or female gender, who can name at least the title and artist of almost any song of decent quality (see rock and roll) and sometimes the album, background information about the song or artist, or lyrics for foolish non-iPods that can't seem to hear perfectly slurred musical lyrics. Often the D.J. or MC of a party or gathering, also works great in freakshows.

*Rolling Stones' Paint it Black is playing in a hotel room during a school Washington, D.C. trip*

Jeremy (singing along): "I see a rainbow and I want to paint it black.."

Luke (iPod Human): "Ah fuck, lil' kid, can't you hear?!"

Jeremy: "Yeah.. I'm PRETTY SURE its 'I see a rainbow,' what else would it be?"

Luke: "try 'I see a red door,' lil' idiot. Don't argue with me about the Stones, or anybody. This song specifically is from their Aftermath album"

Jeremy: "That doesn't sound right. You don't even know what you're talking about."

Luke: "Wanna bet, bitch?!"

*quick chacha text for the sake of un-biased answers*

Luke: "Yeap, it's 'red door' not 'rainbow' you little rainbow lovin' homo. I told you so."

Jeremy: "You darned iPod Humans! Where can I get one of you?!"

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