im so drunk

The mating call of the blondes

"im so drunk" (strategicly when a guy is close by)

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im not pretty enough

YES YOU ARE. Why even look this up... I did it’s bc I feel like it when I get rejected by the person I love but come on there’s plenty of fish in the sea just let time decide. Someone who appreciates you will come your way one day I know it. Also who cares about looks what matters is what’s in your heart and your personality. Now go to sleep I bet it’s late when you think about this stuff.

Example: YOUR FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

Don't say im not pretty enough if you have a great personality then your beautiful

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im a sick fuck

I like a quick fuck (woo)

im a sick fuck I like a quick fuck I like my dick sucked Ill buy you a sick truck

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dude im trippin

what you say when you are far out on LSD or magic mushrooms

Lucy- Do you see all those butterflys in the other room?
Cody- No
Lucy- Dude im trippin

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Im the ape man

a coded amphetamine-fueled song by the British hippy group The Kinks.Ray Davies eventually suffered a nervous and physical breakdown from the pressures of wild drink/drug-infused lifestyle.He ditched his wild ways and wrote the song 'You nearly got me' after recovery

Im the ape man is anagram of amphetamine.

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Im high as shit

The perfect way to describe ones high after smoking MULTIPLE BOWLS of exotics.

(Josh): Man those bowls were fat
(Eric): Yea im hIGH as SHiT

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im all ears

the act of attempting to tell someone you are willing to talk to them and listen to what they have to say

Monica: "You wont talk with me."
Me: "Call me whenever, Im all ears"

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