Q Ales

When someone tells you to Q Ales, its means to settle down.
Or "Chill" If you will.

Hey Paul, Q Ales dude...

You are at a Party and some ugly girls show up, you look to your friends and say "Q Ales"

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Daddy Q

Daddy Q is a very controlling but nice person who wants you to call him daddy. Aggressive sometimes but like a gentleman. Very funny and the happiest person you'll ever meet.

Daddy Q : "whats my name."
Girl: ".... "
Daddy Q: "WHATS MY NAME."
Girl: "daddy "
Daddy Q: "mhmm thats what i thought."

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q-pick

To use a q-tip used to pick a lock

That idiot locked me out of my room... good thing i can just q-pick the lock!

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Q-anal

Synonym for Q-anon

Q-anal taut mee abowt the irth and trump is God okay

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Q-core

hardcore punk played by queers.

The Rotten Fruits are the phattest q-core band ever!

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Q-tipping

Sticking your wang in somebody's ear. It's a very good threat for situations where you're very upset over something that doesn't really matter (sports, driving). Using this one will help calm you down because you can't help but laugh to think about it. It's somewhat of a put-down to yourself to say it, but just think how surprised people will be to see that your penis is actually much too large to enter anyone's ear!

"She's not gonna be laughing tonight when I'm Q-tipping her!"

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P's and Q's

A packet of M n' Ms in GTA V. Probably means something else comedy-wise that I don't know.

GTA Online player 1: Let's go buy some P's and Q's!
GTA Online player 2: Okay!

*Blows up car*

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