Noun - A person who, without fail, completes his daily tasks to the extreme, with no expense spared, and no detail too small. Who cannot accept good enough, and failure is never an option... ever.
Adj - To out do yourself; over-the-top; to sweat perfection.
History - a Desert Guy is one who can make a a piece of metal look like art or a pile of scrap go balls out through the desert. He is one who's vehicle never, ever breaks down, and always carries on. He has built so many redundancies into his machines that ten things can fail, and he still has a backup. He spends countless hours and untold dollars tinkering and perfecting. Taken from the world of off-road racing.
Abbrieviated - DG
"Man, That new fire extinguisher mount you made is unbelievable! Your a Desert Guy."
"Don't DG it! It doesn't have to be pretty! I need it tomorrow, not next week."
Eddie: "I heard Joe now reads the desert bible instead of the original."
Billie: "Great, should we buy him a rug he can pray to?"
Desert pussy energy DPE
My boss is so gross, it dries me right up. That guy is giving real desert pussy energy.
When you haven't had any pussy in a while and your dick gets dry.
When your penis is Suffering from vagina withdraw.
Dude hasn't had sex in a month, so he has desert dick.
I think i have desert dick, i haven't been getting nun lately.
1. An unfortunate nickname for the Anthracite Coal Region, of Pennsylvania. 2. The man-made desert, left over from morn than a century and a half of unregulated surface mining in the Anthracite Coal Region.
1. Welcome to the Anthracite Desert. Hey why are you leaving, so fast?
2. The Anthracite Desert is lacking in wildlife. Al Qaeda prays for the region.
The more american Desert Eagle
Person 1: i just got this new gun
Person 2: the Desert Bald Eagle?
Person 1: yea its a massive pistol that shoots shotgun rounds
Person 2: wow
A place that would have resources, since resources are abundant, if White People weren't hogging them all.
"East Aurora is a Resource Desert when it comes to mental health care, but Naperville has 200 therapists per square mile"