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ear taco

to fold someones ear so that it appears to form the shape of a taco. Usually done to those whom are in need of a spanking, but doing so is not appropriate in a public setting.

Give Jenny an ear taco because she is being a very very bad girl.

by wilmer hilson December 23, 2006

20πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


ear of corn

Anal sodomy (cornholing) while simultaneoulsy punching someone in the ear (earholing).

Man, did I give that bitch a wicked ear of corn last night!

by Ken Allen January 13, 2008

16πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


ear plug

a type of jewellery worn on the earlobes. Can be worn after the piercing is stretched with a taper and often have a hole through the middle so one can see through it.

Bloody hell, his filler is massive!

by anonymous March 8, 2005

16πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


ear biter

derogatory term for a severely mentally retarded person.Awindow licker.

Aww look at him on that bus.He looks like he's trying to bite his ear off as well as clean the window.

by adam March 17, 2004

24πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Ear Hustlin'

To be in anothers persons business.

I was Ear Hustlin' this Breezy and she said she only like females.

by Macfeasy September 4, 2003

21πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Ear Licking

Let me rephrase my previous definition differently and more sensibly:

While ear licking is technically a form of ASMR, ear licking should NOT be associated with ASMR. Why?

It's money-grabbing publicity material. Suggestive stuff always gets more attention than non-suggestive stuff. This changes the dominant representation of ASMR from something non-sexual to something lewd. Now don't get me wrong, ASMR can be suggestive/erotic, but that is not at all representative of the true purpose of ASMR (which is to relax and give you tingles). Such content should be on pornhub, NOT twitch. It is truly heartbreaking to see newcomers being deterred away from ASMR because of the ear licking, when in reality ASMR stands for so much more.

It is exactly like toxic Rick & Morty fans who give off a bad impression of that show when in reality it is such a great show.
It is exactly like the people who shit on Fortnite when it's actually not that bad of a game.
It is exactly like people who boycott Papa John's because of its kooky CEO when in reality their pizza is really good.
Do I need to come up with more analogies?

Also let's be honest, the sound of somebody's wet tongue dragging across the mic is generally revolting to hear. If you genuinely like ear licking, then good for you I guess, but please know and understand that ear licking is destroying the dignity and reputation of ASMR, day by day. There are endless tales of people who hate ASMR because all they knew of it was ear licking.

β–ΌThe chat of an ASMR twitch streamβ–Ό

DadudeBro: I am so relaxed rn, thanks
Hoss382950: Hello
KingJeff7: *abruptly comes in* Y'ALL ARE SICK PEOPLE FOR LIKING ASMR!!!
DadudeBro: @KingJeff7 no u
CHR0NICBE4ST: @KingJeff7 How? What did asmr ever do to you?

KingJeff7: Bruh I aint gonna listen to some girl licking the fuckin mic
CHR0NICBE4ST: Please pay attention to this stream, do you see any ear licking? Also, I think you got the wrong impression of ASMR. Look up "Virtual Barbershop" on Youtube and go watch the first video. Now THAT is real asmr.
DadudeBro: Yeah what CHR0NICBE4ST said. Additionally, go look up ASMRtists such as Gentle Whispering, Heather Feather, ASMRmagic, Gibi ASMR and Ephemeral Rift. Those are people who make actual ASMR. If you think ASMR is just ear licking and mukbang, then you are heavily misguided.
KingJeff7: I don't care, still cringey ass shit.
MOD Jadee_17: "KingJeff7 has been banned."
DadudeBro: PETTHEMODS
totally_newb: PETTHEMODS
Heckerboi97: PETTHEMODS

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 31, 2021

21πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


ear sex

when a weird ass boy thinks it's okay to stick their dick into a girls ear and try to have sex in it. It resembles giving head only in your ear.

KRIS: Why did you stick your penis in my ear?
GLESE: I wanted to have ear sex!

by SHITSME August 5, 2009

184πŸ‘ 147πŸ‘Ž