cuttin the grass

smokin weed.

I've just been cuttin the grass all day.

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Grass Bomb

The act of sticking a piece of rock into a clump of grass, then tying it together. It's then used to throw at a person you dislike.

It's like stuffing a rock in snowball to make it hurt more.

Steve: "I hate Samantha. I wish I could injure her, but grass isn't dangerous.

Phil: "Here, make a grass bomb. Stick a rock in it, it'l hurt more.

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Grass Eater

A term for a vegan.

The kind of person who won't stop talking about their damn smoothies.

Generally really fucking annoying.
Names include: Kathy, Michele, Karen, Erin, and many more.

*During a road trip*

Person 1: Hey guys wanna stop and get some food? Maybe Mc. Donalds?
Person 2: Yeah sounds good.
Kathy: No, I'm actually a vegan and I will scream my ass off if you eat meat!
Person 1: Shut the fuck up you fucking Grass Eater get out the damn car and go eat a tree.

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Devils Grass

The buds of the evil Marijuana plant. Is commonly injected through IV, When smoked can cause lung cancer, and breast production in males. Has also been known to cause heart attacks, is extremely addictive. If you try devils grass once you may be doing it your whole life. Is illegal, and should stay illegal.

Dude 1: Let's smoke a nice cigarette.
Dude 2: I rolled a special cigarette earlier, want to try it?
Dude 1: Sure I love a nice roll up once in a while.
Dude 2: *Smokes it*
Dude 2: That tasted funky.
Dude 1: Oh sorry i rolled up some weed with the tobacco.
Dude 2: SHIT, IT'S THE DEVILS GRASS. I DON'T WANT TITTIES.

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burn the grass

to pee
when you pee outdoors in a lawn, the part of the lawn where the pee directly splashes would stop growing and go yellow.

a girl on the phone: Alice, can you hold on for a sec, i totally need to burn the grass

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grass cutter

one who spends copious amounts of time and energy to ensure no stone is left unturned (literally) in their pursuit of a goal when all sanity dictates abandoning the cause

he's such a grass cutter, spent 4 hours looking for a matching sock rather than get another pair

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grass fag

A person with an exaggerated love for soccer. Especially used to define tree huggers.

He's a tree hugger and a grass fag.

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