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When you go to give a Dutch oven but accidently shit the bed and the turds would be referred to as Dutch oven babies.
Last night i went to Dutch oven my girlfriend and instead gave her a Dutch oven baby.
Similar to a regular Dutch oven, however after brewing the farts beneath the sheets. You gently lift the blanket where your head lays, then let go as the Dutch oven wind is subtly pushed toward your unsuspecting partners face.... Creating the open Dutch oven.
"he hit me with an open Dutch oven"
The premeditated act of a dog farting underneath the blankets, licking the owner's face to force them underneath the blankets, and revelling in his/her victory.
That fucking pooch just Doggy Dutch Oven'd me. He knew what he was doing. Well played, sir. I'll stop blaming them on you.
when you fart under a blanket and then throw it on someone after letting it fester for a few minutes so the smell travels with the blanket
"That's my favorite blanket. Why the portable dutch oven?"
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Any illegal immigrant woman carrying a bun in the oven who comes to the United States solely to give birth to an anchor baby, well her offspring shouldn't receive automatic birthright citizenship.
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The art of having anal sex with a heavily pregnant woman.
In her 9th month, and so horny she begged me to fill her bowels like an oven stuffed roaster.
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