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This theory states that a cricket ball in motion tends to stay in motion unless acted upon by the nose of a cricket player.
While playing cricket on a Saturday afternoon, Balaji is struck in the nose by a cricket ball, this is the basic premise of the Theory of Balajitivity. This action breaks a small bone in the player's nose and he is scarred for life. Undaunted, Balaji would return to the field for the glory and honor of his family.
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Developed in response to Fish Hook Theory. An incoherent idea that suggests that the far left, the centre, and the far right are not as far removed from each other as originally thought and that in reality the radical centre's need for balance ends up legitimizing/facilitating the far right or far left.
See also, Fish Hook Theory and Horseshoe Theory
Pretzel Theory is delicious.
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-Fishing is on our list of things not to do.
-It's whatever man, Theory of Jacob.
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The Fantabulary Theory states that if you want to do it, it's bad for you.
It conceived it while half asleep in the morning, yearning to slip back into my dream, but obligated to attend school.
If the option sounds fantabulous to you, it's actually an awful choice.
Examples of Fantabulary Theory situations:
You want a slab of chocolate cake. Unfortunately, chocolate cake will make you fat.
You want to drink soda. Water's so much better for you.
You want to punch Lucas in the face. But that will lead to suspension from school, firing from a job, lawsuits, and various other negative effects.
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no strippers are actually decent looking people because if they are then they would be in hollywood, playboy, or modeling.
Amanda said the stripper theory allowed to jared referencing her conversation with a stripper at mikes party... yo.
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What is created when a internet addicted asshole feels the need to make himself feel unique.
A reaction of a genetic predesposition for neurotic tendencies, paranoia, and plain old idiocy.
The theorys that make acutal anti-goverment work that makes sense, and has factual backround look ridiculous.
Conspiracy Theory
Alex Jones: Think about it, why does George Bush never talk about his asshole during his speaches, he finds it perfectly reasonable to talk about countries on the other side of the world and yet not about the thing 2 and a half feet from his monkey esque mouth, and I'll tell you why logically speaking as a reporter you can only come to the conclusion that his asshole is a magical space wizard with plans of global domination.
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ACTUALLY They were split into thirds (Quarks)
Into 1/3 s, the quarks are split, i need an example, so this is it.
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