london irish

English people with Irish heritage, basically exactly the same situation as Irish-American but sub out the American for English. English-Irish are sometimes looked upon as not real Irish because their families had to emmigrate.

London Irish or English-Irish are sometmes considered "not Irish" by the Irish born, just as Irish-Americans are looked upon as not "Irish"....except for Shane MacGowan of course, he's Irish even if he's really English.

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Irish Screamer

When one has sex with a girl doggy style, and simultaneously pounds a beer then places it on her back and slams it in her ass. The reaction being a loud yelping scream.

1. I gave your sister an Irish Screamer, she's very tight.
2. I dont know what was better, the beer or the Irish Screamer.
3. I've never heard an Irish Screamer like that, i couldn't hear for a week.

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Irish jig

A little dance that evolved from the horozontal mumbo in ireland

jig like youve never jig'd before

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dirty irish

The only way to accomplish this is by going to Ireland on St. Patrick’s Day and looking for a rainbow and when you find it chase the end of it and once you get there take as much gold as possible then a drunk Leprechaun will come out trying to fight you and then you need to pick up the really heavy pot while the magic coins give you super powers and drop it on his head and start fucking him to become a Leprechaun!

Man- How’d you become the Leprechaun
Leprechaun- I dirty irished the last one
Man- well that’s what I’m planning to do with you
Leprechaun- Shit :(

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irish princess

a hazel eyed girl with white skin, dark red hair & freckles who's last name is quigley .. very irish , right ? yes ... she's known for being the irish princess not only in ireland, but all over the world . as soon as you see her , you know that she's the irish princess

(ms. quigley comes walking down the road)

OMG THATS THE IRISH PRINCESS!

irish princess: top o' the mornin to ya .. erin go bragh !

OMG I LOVE HER !!!!!!!!!

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Irish Funeral

An essential part of the Irish grieving process where the entire family of the deceased party gets totally shit-bombed to celebrate the life of their departed loved one.

No-shit kid, its an Irish Funeral

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Irish Spring

Getting a golden shower from someone who has consumed too much green beer on St Patrick's Day and has green piss.

Every St. Patrick's Day Drew gets an Irish Spring.

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