lazy shoes

Any open-toed footware such as flip flops, shower shoes, or skimpy sandals that involve only sliding one's foot into/on quickly. It is a simple sole that is held in place by means of a single strap, or very dainty strap that slides between the big & second toes. Derived from the belief that the people wearing such shoes are too darn lazy to slip their foot into a real shoe, bend over, & tie some shoe strings.

Ginny thought she was so cool in her lazy shoes until she came running around the corner, one flew off, and she scraped her big toe on the concrete.

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Shoes off

This is when someone has passed out at a party, and isn't allowed to be messed with because that’s where they intended to sleep. It was purposeful. If the shoes are still on, they are free game because they passed out.

“Don’t mess with her, she took her shoes off , she’s off limits”

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blue shoe

Someone who really tries to accomplishes something, but is just confused. They almost reach their goal but in reality they just end up fucking it up. Its a nice way of saying, "fuck up".

The origin came from some guy who really fucked up at something and they always wore blue shoes.

Congrats this year's blue shoe award goes to you! You almost had it but you fucked up!

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Whore shoes

Ultra high heels worn by teenage girls.

Look at her! She's in the 8th grade, wearing leopard-print stilletos with jeans.

Yeah, she's got her whore shoes on, all right.

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shoe shiner

1. The action of pleasuring a woman with your foot.

2. A man/woman who polishes your boots

I gave my shoe shiner a shoe shiner.

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shoe knobber

one who gets turned on by sticking their knob in a shoe

get your wanger outta my nike you shoe knobber

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Radio Shoes

Synonym for fuck-me pumps, via the associational progression "fuck-me pumps -> FM Pumps -> FM=radio -> Radio Shoes"

Between those long legs and those radio shoes, she really had my attention.

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