A person who is illogically devoted to a brand. Someone who refuses to wear, use, or purchase brands not within their previous allegiance to their chosen brands. These consumers will obtain products from their favorite brands regardless of their inferiority, expense, or aesthetic shortcomings.
1) Joseph spent $600 on that fugly Gucci fanny pack because he is so brand-washed to them.
2) I'm pretty sure Allison has joined the cult of Supreme. I wish I had created a company that pasted a red label on basic hats and t-shirts! I'd be rolling in the dough.
3) Her son literally acted bummed out because the new smart phone he got for his birthday wasn't and Iphone. He's been brand-washed!
Kayla : Jane and me were washing cups yesterday.
Daniel: WOW!
While using the urinal, cleaning your own hands with your own urine, and then shaking your hands off and leaving the bathroom without washing your hands
I heard Coach take a piss and afterwords his hands were wet but he didnt wash at the sink, he definately had a self wash
A concept in which there's a car wash-style spinning brush but instead of a ton of spinning flaps it's a ton of spinning dicks, and instead of the car, it's someone who's sexually promiscuous. The concept is used when you've had an influx of sexual partners/potential sexual partners, or when you are going dick hunting at the bar or club.
"Oh my gosh I've been flirting with so many guys recently I feel like I'm going through the dick wash!"
"Let's go out tonight, I haven't had sex in so long , I need to go through the dick wash"
White washing is basically turning a black / non-white character to a white character. An offensive thing to do towards blacks/ non-whites.
a: Huh? Isn't Kaeya a tan character?
b: Yes he is, he is white washed here.
The act of sucking dick.
Log=cock
Wash=mouth
Hence cleaning the lumber.
That girl isn't too pretty, but I would definitely take a log wash.
To clean the exterior windows on your vehicle at the gas station so it feels like your car is clean when you’re sitting inside.
I couldn’t afford $20 to get my car cleaned so I just gave it a welfare wash