when your computer is being a noobsauce you say this to releave some stress. (say in deep voice)
Ah its posion (in a deep voice)
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Hey its me goku!
*Dragon Ball series displays next episode*
Goku: Hey its me goku!
it don't matter what color she may be.
I don't give a shit if the bitch is poc-doted.. I'll TAG THAT SHIT....
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Guy who is stuck on himself and doesn't care who he hurts. Sucks. Prick. My future husband.
Damnit its Carl thought he was a great guy but he was really a mean cocksucker with a gay lover.
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when something really isn't right
JOHN: The radiation of the nuclear explosion will kill us all.
BOB: its gonna be all right
when someone stabs someone and goes like "its just a prank bro" or "why so serious". But then they go like "my father ... was a drinker" and they start to sound real sus.
*aaron stabs haider* aaron says: "its just a prank bro"
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When a African American morphs into gorilla mode. Very dangerous.
Dave: Did you see last nights episode of full house?!
John: Awh sucks, I forgot
TYRONE: U GOTS A NEWPORT I CAN HAVE?
Dave: no I do not, sorry
TYRONE: MODDA FUCKA GUNNA TELL ME NO?!?!? YOU RACIST ASSS
John: Oh no, that negro just morphed, ITS ALL GRAVY
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