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Likes to be known as Sid. His closest friends call him a sloth. He likes to rage while playing video games.
"Bro you ok, you just Jacob'd"
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A Jacob is a cute funny nice smart talented person love to play basketball and will always keep your secrets safe his smile is probably one of his best features he will always listen to you even if he is in a bad mood.
Taylor:don’t you think Jacob is cute?
Lillian:yeah totally!!
Taylor:he is to cute!!
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A complete fuckup, Jacob is so idiotic and such a fuckle pop. Jacob will never get a girlfriend because he already lost his virginity to his best friends back and often acts stupid and makes dirty jokes. Let me just say it again he’s a COMPLETE FUCKUP!!! - sienna
Jacob is a fuckup
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He’s probably a skinny red head that has a 2mm Johnson. Probably gay af, and also sucks longdong for a fat stack of cash.
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This asshole. Sometimes you just want to kick him in the balls but he is too tall and he can literally jump you at any time. Guys named Jacob, only attract to girls named Anna. They will have this deep fetish that affects their daily routines. They will pretend to be fit but they actually just sit at home and eat their bowl of shit. (aka a bowl of literal shit) He spends half his days on Reddit and plays many nerdy games. EU4 is the only thing he would do for hours. He would name countries after his friends and then pretend like he knows where China is but he actually has no clue. When he's lonely, he will tell himself that he is an SCP god but at night he would rant about how he's scared and wants to burn the spider off his bedsheets.
"Did you hear about Jacobs Newest quote?"
"What was it?"
" 'Why do I look like a girl? No need to be so self-conscious' "
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The name of a man who truly shows his manhood. Typically has a penis that is 9 inches or larger.
Wow! Is that Jacob? I heard he has a huge dick!
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