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2 crazy niggayehss who are madly in love with eachother and no one can come between.. most people wish to have a friendship like jennifer and shanell. Jennifer and shanell are so close that a new word for friend ship is "jennifer and shanell"
person: wow i wish i had a jennifer and shanell
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Jennifer brown is a back stabbing, rat looking bitch, she will act like your best friend and then try turn all your friends against you, nobody likes her, she stuffs her bra with socks and she has no arse, she is flatter than a pancake, she posts the sluttiest pictures when there’s nothing even there, she is a slut and the biggest hoe, lads with only text her asking for shag, because she is the easiest thing they will get, she is ugly and off putting, she is very fake, will turn against you, she is bad at fighting, she can’t handle a slap, she is clumsy as fuck, she has no common sense, she needs extra time for tests because she is such retard, she is known as the freak of the school, she embarrasses herself on tiktok and she thinks she’s funny, she has no respect, she is the devil reincarnated, she will slag you off but be too scared to say it to your face, she is downright stupid and pathetic, everybody laughs at her when she thinks they are laughing with her, she doesn’t shave her fanny and she has a mole on her arse, disgusting, not worth bothering with and she doesn’t care about you, she uses you for money and she has no friends, she gets secretly bullied, she is unpopular and she is extremely unattractive, she has brown hair and brown eyes , if you see a Jennifer brown block her straight away , wish I did now.
Guy: A Jennifer brown just added me on snapchat
Girl: omg block her straight away nobody likes her, she is the worst person to live on the planet, I wouldn’t waste your time with her
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No definition can accurately explain the high awesomness levels the Jen emits. Some say when she was in the womb of her mother, God gave her acting lessons. Well if I were to really try to attempt explaining her....SHE IS THE MOST FREAKIN' PERFECT PERSON EVER SO BEAUTIFUL, HILARIOUS, TALENTED, AND OMFG DID I SAY HILARIOUS????? SHE IS SO AMAZING AT EVERYTHING AND I WANT TO MARRY HER LIKE EVERY OTHER PERSON ON THIS FREAKING PLANET. IF YOU DON'T LIKE HER THEN YOU SHOULD PROBABLY DIE. VERY PAINFULLY. LIKE SO PAINFUL THAT YOUR BRAIN WILL TURN INTO MUTHA TRUCKIN' ICE CREAM. THAT WOULD HURT WOULDN'T IT? EXACTLY. JENNIFER LAWRENCE IS THE BEST PERSON EVER PERIOD.
Lawsbian 1: Have you seen Jennifer Lawrence's interview?
Lawsbian 2: YES I WANT TO MARRY HER LIKE I MARRIED MY WIFE THAT I DON'T HAVE BECAUSE I'M TO BUSY TRYING TO GET WITH JEN.
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jennifer lawrencing means performing one's duty in a relationship, but failing at being responsible at everything else.
-Nicole Petallides flashes her body on the air, on Fox News. What else does she do?
-Nothing, dude, she's Jennifer Lawrencing it. Pussy; and nothing.
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One of the most successful women in entertainment; an actress, singer, dancer, and incredible business woman. Jennifer Lopez has branded a multi-million dollar empire throughout her career. She is often referred to as J.Lo in the media. Her films include Selena, The Wedding Planner, Maid In Manhattan, Monster-in-Law, and What to Expect When You're Expecting. Jennifer Lopez is the highest-paid Latina actress in Hollywood. She's a phenomenal Grammy Award winning recording artist who has released seven albums, including the first number one remix album to top the charts in the United States. Jennifer Lopez has a slue of endorsement deals, a successful line of perfumes, as well as a lucrative fashion line. She has become one of the biggest fashion icons. Jennifer Lopez is the first female artist to have both a number one album and number one movie at the same time. In 2011, she was crowned by People Magazine as The Most Beautiful Woman in the World. In 2012, Jennifer Lopez topped Forbes list of the 100 Most Powerful and Influential Celebrities in the World.
Did you know that Jennifer Lopez is also known as J.Lo ?
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Stupid hoe who trys to fuck ur man after she drops u off in another town with no way back and only uses you to get shit for free
I knew this girl once thought she was my friend but she turned out to be a jennifer callen
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Kailyn and Jennnifer are the definition of best friends. they are always there for each other and get along so well. they make each other laugh and have alot of things in common. they can tell when the other is mad or upset and knows how to cheer them up. they are both fun to be around, but if you piss one off you will have both on your ass. these two are insepratable, from 2005 in french class till the end of the world :)
Kailyn and Jennifer are amazing
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