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Dude, my geometry was so arousing last night that I had a circles jerk.
When you start jerking off right after you call your Mom, Dad, Brother, Sister, or Stepsister comes into the room and try to finish.
How did you lose your virginity? I tried to kamakazi jerk and my stepsister came in.
Wacking off during patrol while deployed in the army.
Did my first patrol jerk tonight.
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Your drinking and then realize your horny and probably not going to get laid so you go home and jerk.
"Last night it was pretty much just a perk and jerk for me"
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A dance move made popular by Artie, the Strongest Man in the World from the 1990's Nickelodeon TV show The Adventures of Pete & Pete.
That guy is doing the The Diesel Jerk! This club is hopping!
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When your masturbating while using pornagraphic material and you want to finish but in the back of your head you know you can find a better video. So you end up watching multiple videos because the thumbnail looks 10 times better than the last.
Jimmy only had a short amount of time to mess around, before he knew it he was in a jerk trap and chafed himself so badly he couldn't mess around for a month.
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The action of simulated masturbation while making an angry face and pointing at your intended victim.
The man on the bus made me so mad I threw him the angry jerk!
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