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The specific culture of a New York Jew is different from a regular New Yorker or a regular Jew. THey even have their own special accent, a raspy annoying Jewish/NYC accent.
Old Man: lives on bagels with lox and cream cheese. Works in the Diamond District.
Old Woman: Has florescent orange or some other unatural colored hair, and long clawlike red nails. Owns a lot of mink.
girl: spent $1000 chemically straightening her frizzy hair! Favors brands such as D&G and Juicy Couture.
These people can be found most prolifically in Brooklyn, the Diamond District in New York, and New Jersey.
Shoshannah is so New York Jewish she will slap you with a dill pickle if you piss her off.
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a type of anal sex in which two males (preferably jewish) order a prostitute and give her anal sex simultaneously; then get her so drunk she forgets to ask for money for the sex.
dude last night me and my friend gave a prostitute jewish butt sex!
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A drink ordered at a bar where the cheapest shot is ordered and then dropped into a glass with the cheapest beer in it, and then consumed, like an irish car bomb.
Ordering a Jewish Car Bomb at a bar and having a shot of Popov vodka and dropping it into a glass of PBR
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A move by a greedy person or corporation or higher entity to rip you or a consumer off by making them buy or pay an extortionate fee for some bullshit that they didn't want or agreed to sign up for.
1. Joe: Hey Bob did you hear that Bank of America will soon be charging you a monthly fee for having a checkings account?
Bob: Yeah i heard that too on Yahoo, you would think that those cheap bastards would be in fine shape with having just laid off 30,000 workers but i guess the CEO still isn't satisfied with his all time high personal benefits...
Joe: Yeah that is such a Jewish Power Play from those greedy bastards.
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When a person lies on their back while naked and put the legs over their head. (This must be prepared a few hours before hand due to the fact that a butt plug is necessary to expand the anus.) The person then removes the butt plug and wait for their sexual partner(s). (Also a must: The partner on the delivering end must have a bad case of diarrhea.) The person on the delivering end then proceeds to 'take a shit' in the receivers anus, the delivering party the sits down, with a spoon and consumes the 'pudding' from the receivers anus. (This must all occur inside of an active gas chamber, because if you are down to do this shit, you need to be killed anyways.)
Cameron wanted to try something a bit more kinky then the usual, so he asked Andrew if he would like to partake in the sexual act of "The Jewish Pudding Cup."
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Jewish Christians are basically Jewish people, who eat kosher, and celebrate the feasts of Leviticus 23, as well as Purim (book of Esther), and Hanukkah (books of Maccabees), but also believe that Jesus was indeed the JEWISH Messiah.
Most regular Jews and Christians are unaware that Jesus declared Himself to be the Messiah in JOHN Chapter 10 (22-39) at the Temple on Hanukkah. The books of MACCABEES (found in the CATHOLIC Bible) and JOHN Chapter 10 are read by Jewish Christians during Jewish-Christian Hanukkah.
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Otherwise known as Syracuse University.
Todd: Where you thinking about applying to college?
Tucker: I don't know, main place is Syracuse University
Todd: Ehh, don't go there, too many Jewish American Princesses. They grow them spoiled bitches on trees.
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