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Jojo is the nicest guy you can ever meet. He is fun, kind and very loyal. If you ever find a Jojo you better keep him with you. He is the best guy on earth.
Kiko: I will never forget what Jojo was and did for me.
"Bizarre Adventures"
An example, but for obnoxious people :
" Is that a jojo reference???"
( but don't actually say it because other fandom is dissing us because we use that line too much)
be who you are for your pride JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure
Part 1: possibly gay man gets an adopted brother the kills their father and puts blood on a mask, first guy learns hinokami kagura and breaths the sun on the dude that put on the mask
Part 2: gay man’s grandson fights Egyptian gods who came out of a pillar and stole a stone then a rock from a volcano was sent to space with gay man’s grandson and the god who stole the stone
Part 3: Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora, adopted oh from part one that is now aver 100 years old is now dead
Part 4: the dude that said Ora and his spirit find a dude who’s spirit heals people and killed someone
Part 5: Some sick tunes play while people fight over who stabs them self with an arrow
Part 6: some Girl gets sent to jail where string comes out of her body so she can kill a priest
Part 7: dude rides horses
Part 8: Y E S
JoJo’s bizarre adventure is a really good anime
part 1 buff guys: British blokes use magic sunlight to kill vampire (not yet gay) that keeps surviving impossible situations
part 2 buff guys: Wacky 🇺🇸guy, 🇨🇮guy, and old lady use magic sunlight to kill ancient aztec macho-man vampires that wants a red rock
part 3 still buff: black guy, gay edgy teen, 🇯🇵guy, 🇫🇷guy, wacky 🇺🇸guy, and annoying dog travel za worldo to kill gay vampire from part 1 who survived an impossible situation. No magic sunlight, we have buff punchy ghosts invented by gay vampire now
part 4 less buff: 2 highschoolers (one gay), midget, manga artist, and no longer edgy guy that’s now a marine biologist kill the coolest serial killer with a hand fetish ever
part 5 no buff beyond this point: Blonde teenager the son of gay vampire, zipper guy, 🔫guy, 🖤guy, ✈️guy, crazy poison guy, cute girl (daughter of boss), and crippled 🇫🇷guy from part 3 (he will turn into a 🐢)kill 🏳️ ⚧️ boss of a mafia organization in 🇮🇹 because “say no to drugs.” Everyone’s gay in this part
part 6: Daughter of marine biologist, plankton from spongebob, ctrl c+ctrl v girl, ghost kid, weather guy, and non binary guy kill gay black priest that loved gay vampire guy. The priest is trying to pokemon evolve his punchy ghost
part 7: Cripple and wacky guy tries to win horse race across america but decided to compete with the US president in collecting the body parts of Jesus Christ instead. Spinning magic replace sunlight
part 8: dude really has 2 pairs of nutsacks bruh, wackiest shit ever
Man: I really love JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure
Man 2: yeah… I can tell
One of the smartest, funniest, sexiest BIG Booty Italian bitches that you will ever meet! She loves dick more than anything and can suck the nut out of a man and have it down her throat and in her belly before his vision clears! She’s known as a unicorn, mainly because there’s always a errect horn somewhere in her vicinity, but also because she’s a tough one to pin down. (The trick is fooling her into using cuffs and shackles BDSM style blind fold and ball gag as well, the works, then once you have gotten her where you want her you remove the blind fold and then BOOM! Tell her she’s just been JOJO’d!) (or the more common goddess of road head JoJoing)
Bro I met a chick at the bar last night , and took her to my place but on the way there idk what happen, I was driving and next thing I know my eyes were crossed and I couldn’t see. I came to with my pants undone and feeling AMAZING! Dude, you met JoJo West! You got JoJo’d!! Lucky bastard.