Key Bank

Noun
1. A shady banking institution with poor customer service.
2. A building typically housing rapists and thieves

Verb
1. To have rough sexual intercourse with ones anus while simultaneously stealing from their wallet or purse

Examples:
Noun
1. Key Bank structures simultaneous direct withdrawals to create as many overdraft fees as possible.
2. I would literally bank anywhere but Key Bank.

Verb
I just got Key Banked and have to work a double while waddling to break even.

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Keys to the Yard

The man who controls the yard in jail or prison. Can be a shot caller or someone who reports directly to a shot caller. Nothing happens without his knowledge, or say so.

Yo, this guy here has the keys to the yard. Treat him with the utmost respect if you expect to make it out alive.

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major key

This term was popularized by Dj Khaled via the social media app, Snapchat. Through his many rants, he would often refer to something as a "major key" or "major key alert" or the "keys to success". This could be anything from drinking water with every meal, to watering your plants or even taking out the trash. So many people caught on to this trend and started immitating this phrase and before long, it was an actual coined phrase imbedded in urban vernacular.

Water is a major key to succes. Drinking water with every meal is a major key ya'll.

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shit key

When the word "shift" (key) is typo'd as "shit".

Tish iz on ur keyboards pressin ur shit.
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Tish iz on ur keyboards pressin ur shit key. It turns everything u write to shit.

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goated on the keys

a person who plays to much games on computer.

plays to much fortnite} or pubg.

kid on mic: YOUR GOATED ON THE KEYS BROTHER, OMG!

you: thank you???????

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Key Largo

A small island off the coast of Florida. It is the largest, and the closest to the mainland.

The main exports of Key Largo are fish, tacky keychains, and cirrhosis of the liver.
Its a good place to not stop during your trek to Key West.

You’re going to Key Largo? Why?

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Locke and Key

A Netflix series about a family who moves into a creepy house full of magical keys with different powers. Haven’t finished it yet, but from what I saw, it’s a really good show! I suggest watching it if you like creepy stories with a touch of magic.

Locke and Key is creepy.

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