cash kitty

Cash kitty is when you land a helicopter in the promised land and live like kings by assimilating the native culture. Must haves are a complete understanding of the boof assist, a track suit, a gold medallion, and a hat that says “pussy and money and weed.” You must also successfully execute a “Serbia Bad” game of chicken and successfully perform an Amish oil change. For those elite few to seize the cash kitty, you will recognize your success by the tall giant hand fucking Romanian traffic will eating a doner and defeating communism.

Scott performed a cash kitty and sent his French microphone to the heavens. Todd petted a dog and said, “that’s cool.”

Kitty Thug

A kitten that was found living in a rough neighborhood that has been adopted into a better life. Usually referring to a cat with darker fur.

I took that kitty thug home from the pub last night

Punish the Kitty

Vigorous, thrusting penetration with an object
that looks at first to be too big, such as a well
endowed male, foreign object, or large sex
toy.

Lisa: "I'm so fucking horny right now"

Katie: (pulls out massive strap on) ‘sounds like it’s time to punish the kitty’

Lisa: "meow"

curt kitty

A curt kitty is an alcoholic beverage comprised of a double shot of vodka over ice 7up and a splash of o.j. for color.

I'll have a curt kitty.

B Kitty

the nether regions or frontal private arts of your special lady.

Bill: wow i sure do love your B Kitty Lisa its amazing!!
Lisa: Thanks Billy its all for you babe!!!

crying kitty

A squirting pussy.

A squirting vagina.

A squirting genitalia.

My crying kitty exploded all over his face.

Sludgy kitty

When you are fucking a woman, You cum, Piss, And shit inside her pussy

Dude last night i just gave sarah a sludgy kitty