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A fag that tends to lag in the bedroom.
Hey Lambchop, you such a fag-a-lag in the bedroom. Oh don't look at me like that boyfriend!
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A person experiences jet-lag when two bowls are being passed around the room in opposite directions and that person keeps receiving both bowls at the same time.
Andy: Dude, this is rediculous i can't keep hitting both of these at the same time. stall one so i can catch my breath.
Pat: Jet-lag
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A temporary disruption of bodily rhythms caused by a not so refreshing nap. You'll find yourself in a state that holds the middle between sleeping and being awake.
Effects such as drowsiness, disorientation, confusion, nausea, feeling crappy and looking particularly cute are not unheard of. To date there is no known cure for nap lag.
Melissa: "hi"
Mark: "hi! how was your power nap?"
Melissa: "not too great, i'm suffering from nap lag.. :("
Mark: "oh noes!1 :O!"
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When you're about to nut but the porn is still buffering
Bob: Man, I was so close to nutting but then the porn had to buffer and it ruined the whole experience for me.
Thomas: Looks like your dick suffered from some goo lag.
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Swag lag is when someone is still wearing what was swag 6 months ago but isn't any longer.
Damn, look at that dude over there with the snapback hat. That's some serious swag lag.
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A feeling similar to jet lag that Jewish people experience the day after Yom Kippour. This feeling is experienced because many will take something to try to sleep away most of the fast, therefore making them seem jet lagged because their sleep schedule is off
John came into work the day after Yom Kippour but was sluggish the whole day because he was Jew-lagged
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A good excuse for blaming nature (and subconsciously yourself) to cover your inadequacy our shortcomings. Unfortuneatly this falls flat as an excuse if you use it in the same time zone. Note this also can interchanged with "this is a different version to my Playstation Ice Hockey" or "my sight is misaligned"
I should have rolled 6 instead of 3 but couldn't because I have jetlag.. also the dice are broken.. ehh I think
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