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The guy who a girl tells her problems in the depth of the night and who will never be together because that man is officially in the friend-zone.
Guy 1: I talked to her until 2am
Guy 2: you're totally late night talker guy
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A girl that you can call at the end of a late night that you will guaranteed be able to have sex with.
It's 3 AM and I'm horny, I better call Nicole my LNT (Late Night Tip).
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Means you're too late. Like if a guy likes you and then another one asks you out before him, you say to the first guy, "sorry, day late and a dollar short." So basically, you waited and screwed yourself over.
Guy: Hey, will you go out with me?
Girl: Sorry, day late and a dollar short... Guy 2 just asked me out yesterday.
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A Late New Years Kiss is when you kiss someone that you would’ve kissed if you were with them on New Years Eve. The kiss must be within 1 week of New Year’s Eve in order to make up for not kissing them on New Years Eve.
Since I wasn’t with you on New Years Eve I’ll give you a late new years kiss to make up for it.
When a man who has time infinitely accelerated speed blitzes out of your attack and then dashes behind you with his infinite speed because he abused your weakness
star platinum: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!
Enrico Pucci: Two Steps, You where two steps too late. The blood of the powerful joestar family for their strength their courage their bravery fate is on their side, however! weakness is written in their blood. Jotaro Kujo.. your weakness is your daughter!
The act of getting blazed around midnight.
I was on a late night space flight when i wrote this so it took me 10 minutes...
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Too late to apologize. When someone makes a huge mistake and his apology is way too little to cover the damages.
Son 1: I love you too mom
Mom glances at son 2
Son 2 long time after: I love you too mom
Mom: too little too late
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