Leaf

Hot, sexy, tight, little bod of a man. Very smart and rational. Probably into philosophy and listening to 2000’s Will.I.Am and Usher throwbacks. Only eats once a day and when he does eat it’s candy. Publicly very, very sweet and nice, but behind closed doors is sassy.

“wow, Leaf is sooooo hawt”

Leaf

A leafeon who has gone through hell it self and is the god that drifts between universe

Have you hear leaf is gone

Leaf

A little thing that gets stuck in your gutters and on your roof and in your driveway. then when you put it into a pile animals use it to live in and when you jump in the pile of squirrel bites your ass.

person 1 why are you in the hospital?

person 2: because a squirrel bit my ass when I jumped in a leaf pile.

Leaf

Hairy nips, tall and soy bio.

Leaf is creepy in a dress

leaf

A green thing that hangs off a tree all day. Will occasionally fall off the tree during autumn or fall.

You: Dude look at that green thingy on the tree
Me: Yea broski that's a leaf

Leaf

A girl named Leaf who is usually hot and sexy if I'm being honest. They are shy and cute.

"Yo bro u saw that hot girl the other day?" "Of course I did, shes Leaf"

Leaf

Noun/Adverb/Adjective/pronoun/Whatever

A green boi in which is can magically change colors with the supernatural power of Chlorophyll.

Have the supernatural abilty to rise from the dead and can reincarnate.

Also it's worst enemies are listed here ;
-seanoning,

-eletric chainsaws,

-lame metalic axe heads,
-hot fire,

smogy smelly smoke,
0.00000000000000000000000000000005927461% oxegen level,

radioactive butter,
and finally an infinite pit of sadness.
9these are totally true facts ;)

The leaf was changed by the power of the trees abilty to do stuff with Chlorophyll.