Someone called Peter who wears his headset all the time
Peter is such a wet lettuce, look at his wimpy headphones
When someone has their personality rapidly taken from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.
And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up
Dim: Where's Pete tonight?
Donz: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.
Jack: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
#moist vegetable#lap dog#Pete #imissmySteph
#lettuce#vegetable#lap dog#Pete
a person who smiles alot and is fat who thinks hes very smart but hes not that smart and for some reason woman love his cabbage patch
guy:damn did you see that (squashua lettuce)
Freeman: yea he sure isnt smart
chris:yea and hes always happy for some reason. whats he smiling aboot?
guy: yea thats a (squashua lettuce) for yea
chick:yea but what about his wanton tickle montser?
A strain of weed. The dankest of dank
I puffed some space lettuce and I’m higher than a giraffes pussy
Can live forever and is very chaotic and prone to feeding off humans and animals. And is prone to violence
Hey look it’s lettuce jr
I heard lettuce jr commits arson
A very chaotic ball of lettuce with limbs and eyes, it can live forever it is very prone violence.
“Hey look it’s lettuce jr”
“I heard he commits arson”