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Life

The thing we all hate

P1- Your life is over
P2- Gee Thanks

by ElloMateImMatthew May 18, 2021


Life

A pointless concept that always leads to death and pain. To live life is to commit long suicide with inevitable suffering before death, with little dots of joy and happiness coming through the dark veil of despair.

“Dude you have a life live it”
No dude, I am committing long suicide

by UrbanDragon5575 April 23, 2020


Life

Something many people don't have and find meaningless.

You: Hey dude, you have a life?

Me: Nah.

by AlyssaOnAMisson July 27, 2019


Life

The condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death. Also, 42.
Source: Google Assistant.

Me: What is the meaning of life?
Google Assistant: Life. n. The condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death. Also, 42.

by Shugunou January 5, 2022


Life

75 to 100 years of pain and suffering, usually filled with the world making you unimportant to them and suicide being the way out

hmm... life, what a horrible thing

by FUUUUUUUUUU.... February 16, 2021


Life

pain just pain

life is meaningless

by FUUUUUUUUUU.... February 16, 2021


Life.

1. The last place you see.
2. The first place you see.
3. It sucks.

"But life will get better. Don't worry. This is life."

by Hey! Life is meh. March 16, 2021