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A Lion whose name is an acronym of HTML. He doesn't take shit from ANYONE.
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A smelly and unkept vagina.
Often envolving douche and such objects
I don't think I'll be seeing her again, Cilla. She had a fanny like a toothless sea lion.
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A book by C.S. Lewis in which four siblings find a passageway to a magical land in the back of an old wardrobe.
I have read 'The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe' at least once a year since i was 12. After 14 years, it is still much better than this Harry Potter nonsense.
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Giving someone a hand-job on the beach.
"Aw man. My dick is so raw from that salty sea lion i got last night from Gertrude"
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Sexy, big cock, good boyfriend best cuddler and amazing kisser and goes to IMG
Ayden Lion Asher is the Best baseball player and most loyal person ever, Likes people for their personality and not just their looks. He is so nice and he will always be their for his bae
The only good Disney sequel in the internet’s opinion. It has a 33% positive ratings on rotten tomatoes though, so everyone is right, cuz rotten tomatoes can be as accurate as a five year olds drawing.
Disney: Can we make one good sequel?
Sequel king: Ok. ONE. The lion king 2.
Disney: Ok!
You built up some courage for yourself and are now acting up.
What is wrong with you acting like that? Have you been Drinking Lion's Milk or something?