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When you are jerking off to photos of someone while they are in the next room over
What the fuck are you doing Brandon? Stop being a lone eagle and actually fuck me
When you go into the bathroom to urinate, but upon entry, you find there is a person already using one of the 2 urinals, so you leave instead of using the second urinal, and thus avoiding any akward interaction.
Person 1: dude why did you leave the bathroom? i thought you had to piss?
Person 2: dude i had to pull The lonely bathroom to avoid standing next to the burliest fuck i had ever seen not at a circus.
when a bluespeed calls a lone wolf a lone shark in a video and the world makes fun of it
i cant belive bluespeed called lone a lone shark
A lone Boner is a very lonly guy who never gets sex for getting dumped by a girlfriend or some shit.
i'm feeling like a lone boner because my girlfriend never came here
Lonely hearts day is the day before valentine’s day (february 13th). On this day we all come together to realize valentine’s day is the day after in which we get to watch everyone’s happy valentine’s with their mediocre chocolates and remember no one will be buying us chocolate anytime soon. Not to be confused with broken hearts day which is the day after (february 15th) .
happy person in loving relationship: I can’t wait to celebrate Valentine’s day!
the rest of us: lol can’t relate i’ll be crying in the corner on lonely hearts day.
That one African-American co-worker who may have only been hired at a suburban corporate office in an attempt to satisfy equal opportunity rules within a company. This lone man or woman may feel compelled to poke fun at the current situation, through over-animating said African status; addressing old white women as "B" or pale-faced co-workers with "sup G, you get that PTS report?" In general, given the seemingly awkward situation of being overwhelmingly outnumbered, the lone African uses Ebonyx on the regular, phrases like "betta recognize" when someone asks if they will be out of the office, and has the natural swagger you would expect.
White office girl: "Hey Tyrone, were you able to complete those safety forms I sent to you like a week ago?"
Lone African: "Holla! Gurrrl you know I'll be gettin those files to you in a hurry! Betta recognize! Sheeeeit! Aint gettin no respect up in here!M...m...mmmmmmm"
A "Lonely Larry" is a person who is not included or is rejected to a group. He/She is usually seen by themselves at parties, games, etc.
This term is derived from a person named Coleman Bauer. He was referred to as a "Lonely Larry" while being seen to be by himself while others were enjoying a great time. The originator is most likely Carson Ciamaichelo, his arch-nemesis.
Isaiah: Hey, Carson look at that kid over there...
Carson: Yeah, what about him?
Isaiah: What a Lonely Larry!