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I love you so fucking much

Someone who loves you and will never leave you. They really mean it when they say this, they want to be in your life forever

I love you so fucking much cutie πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ίβ€οΈ

by K3n5d7l8 December 29, 2020

64πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


I love you so fucking much

The hashtag #ilysfm means "i love you so fucking much"

Ilysfm girlll as in the hashtag being i love you so fucking Much now you know what ilysfm means

by The Smart Group Name March 5, 2018

28πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


I love you with all my penis

Having feelings for someone only in a sexual way rather than true, genuine heartfelt feelings. Wanting someone only for sexual satisfaction.

Sally: "John, I'm leaving you for good!"

John: "No, Sally! Come back, I love you with all my penis!!!!!!"

by swagmasterflex420 July 8, 2013

14πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


When the person you love will never love you back...

It's an amazing feeling, full of tears and an overwelming sense of love that will drive you crazy and never let you go. This person will enter your life and never leave, even if it is just in your mind. You will lose sleep planning how you'll smile at them, or how what you'll talk about if you happen to bump into them. You'll plan your whole day around them, notice every change in them, every bit of happiness, every bit of sadness and you'll conjure up amazing fantasy's which you know will never come true but you tell yourself that there's always room for dreaming. You'll want to talk about them all the time, discretely of course, mentioning them as much as possible, practicing how their name will roll of your tounge, you might even try putting your surname on their name or the other way round. It may seem like i'm describing obsession, but it's really just love.

'When the person you love will never love you back...' 'I haven't slept for weeks thinking of how i love them so much yet the have no idea..'

by almostlover December 25, 2011

12πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Drunk octopus that wants to love you

A mystical creature that has 8 moving appendages that may look askew, but wants nothing more than to love you. Likely not inebriated but sweet enough to be made of macaroons.

"So _______ and I were getting really excited one night and we started to take off each other's clothes, that is when I realized he was a Drunk octopus that wants to love you!"

girl: Hey _______, come over here...

drunk octopus that wants to love you: okay... (wiggles ears.... licks lips... wiggles nose... walks over to girl, takes off her clothes... wiggles 8th appendage)

by Not-a-lucks October 13, 2011

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


I love you to infinity and beyond

When someone is saying they love you and really mean it or a lie

Someone"I love you to infinity and beyond!"
The target "okay where's the camera, nice prank "

by Not gamer January 26, 2021

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Fuck you like I love you

The intent to cause and/or the emotional reaction caused by having sex with so much apparent emotional and sexual connection from the other person, that it feels as if that person loves you, although this is not true and often admitted up front.

"He's only fucking you like he loves you. You guys are not dating. You're just having sex!"

"I should have expected it. He put "fuck you like I love you' right in his profile."

by genji July 10, 2013

20πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž