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time machine

Mens' bathroom stall. Usually rank.

I left a floatin' Brad Pitt in the time machine

by Whikiity wah April 18, 2004

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Washing machine

When someone's tounge goes round and round the persons mouth that they are pulling / snogging

'When I pulled that girl she was like a washing machine. Her tounge just kept going round in circles'

by BANTER BUSSSSS December 10, 2016

10๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


mush machine

another word for the television. too much television will turn your brain to mush. hence, mush machine.

i came home and watched the mush machine for a few hours.

by Lisa Caranfa May 14, 2004

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


washing-machined

When you are hooking up with someone, and the person you are hooking up with has their tongue in your mouth and moves it around in robotic circles like a washing machine, not passionate or pleasant, at all.

"So you got with Jack this weekend?!"

"Yeah, but he was an awful kisser, i got washing-machined!"

"Eww, that's gross..."

by elektra902 June 22, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Machine Queer

Someone who always presses the "try me" buttons on toys and novelties at Wal-Mart and other such stores.

Dude, put down the Tickle Me Elmo, you're such a machine queer.

by Thing105 August 1, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


hoss machine

One that is not only muscular and buff, but possesses qualities in which he is deemed unstoppable and therefore machine-like.

(A newly achieved level of "badassness.")

"Did you see Griff in the gym?" (reply)"Yea, that dude's a hoss machine!"

"Sup bro?" (reply)"Whats happenin there hoss machine?"

by This guy griffin... October 3, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


wompy machine

your dick

My wompy machine is 8 inches!

by blaise June 15, 2003

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž